Jesse Pinkman Has A New Favorite Song

September 15, 2013 / Posted by:

Brit Brit’s newest auto-tuned-to-fuck-and-back masterpiece was supposed to start putting dings in your ear drums tomorrow, but since it leaked all over the Internet early this morning, her people pushed it out today. When I pressed play on the RuPaul-approvedWork Bitch!”  this morning, my bedroom turned into the Main Room at the White Party, foam fell from the ceiling and I suddenly had a tank top on. If you work in a gay club or a gym, prepare yourself, because this song will be piledriving your ear holes without lube for weeks.

I love how Brit Brit is telling you to “work, bitch” when she probably recorded this via iPhone in 10 minutes while sitting in her regular booth at Buffalo Wild Wings.

That Britishsomething-ish accent is back and if the UK declared war on us because of it, I wouldn’t blame them.

And since it sounds like a hyper symphony of robot queefs, I don’t have to tell you that it was co-written by will.i.cant.

via @britneyspears

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