Open Post: Hosted By The Belle Of TIFF

September 14, 2013 / Posted by:

I was going to post a tragic video of Tan Mom tragically butt fucking the air (that’s not twerking) and a picture of Justin Bieber trolling nerds with a fake Batman vs. Superman script with his name on it, but there’s already been too much douche today, so here’s a breath of fresh air in the form of Emma Thompson at TIFF on Thursday night.

The Telegraph says that Emma thinks so many young bitches are snobby assholes when it comes to promoting their movies and posing on red carpets, so she showed them how it’s done at the Toronto International Film Festival premiere of The Love Punch. As soon as she got out of the car, Emma was like a package of exploding pink Pop Rocks and she posed for pictures with fans and put on a show with Pierce Brosnan. She’s like that drunk aunt who’s the only reason why you go to family shit. Everybody should jump out of their cars screaming, “TIFF! IT’S TIFF!”

Emma looked like a bottle of Mr. Bubbles and I was going to say that I’m sure she’s filled with champagne bubbles too, but I doubt she’s plastered. Emma’s not drunk (I think). She’s just naturally like that. She’s THEATER, darling!


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