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Jeff Wagner, the only Minneapolis mayoral candidate who matters!

The race to be the Mayor of Minneapolis has nearly three dozen candidates and I don’t know where Jeff Wagner ranks among them, but I’m assuming that drops of lake water from his wet boxer briefs are trickling onto the foreheads of the other candidates because he’s standing on top of all of them. Why wouldn’t Minneapolis want a mayor who looks drunk and hungover at the same time in his campaign ad? Jeff Wagner is cool with making $100,000 a year and he even promises to stop going to strip clubs. Yeah, he’s lying about quitting strippers and he did get a DUI a few years ago, but he doesn’t hide his crazy and anytime you need him, just go to the edge of the lake with his hangover elixir of choice (aka black coffee) and he’ll walk up like some jacked up Creature from the Black Lagoon.

And unlike that skank Carlos Danger, Jeff Wagner doesn’t show off the droopy bulge in his chonies to his online tricks. He shows it to everyone. He has everything you want and need from a mayor. Wake the fuck up and vote for Jeff Wagner!