Nicole Kidman Got Hit By A Pap On A Bike

September 12, 2013 / Posted by:

The streets and sidewalk in front of The Carlyle Hotel in NYC were almost covered with ice and shards of hardened Botox, because a pap on a bike ran into and knocked over the Ice Queen of Australia Nicole Kidman. That OHFUCK look on that pap’s face tells me that Nicole’s eyeballs went red and she glared at him to let me know that he’s going to get his. It even looks like she’s taking off her shoes to whoop his trick ass. You in danger, pap.

TMZ says that after attending the Calvin Klein show, Nicole went back to her hotel and as she was walking inside, a paparazzo named Carl Wu tried to get pictures of her while riding his bike. Carl, who’s obviously a proud graduate of GOOP’s School of Driving, crashed into her, knocking her ass to the ground . Nicole called the cops because she wanted to press charges. The paramedics came but Nicole didn’t have any visible injuries. After the cops talked to Nicole’s people and the pap, they wrote him a ticket for riding on the sidewalk. The cops called the whole thing an accident, so they didn’t arrest him.

Carl Wu probably thinks it’s over, but it’s not. The Ice Queen is going to destroy him and everyone who knows him. She used to be a Scientologist (or maybe he’s an undercover Scientologist and trying to take her out, hmmmm), so she knows how to hunt bitches down. Carl better stand in the middle of a ring of fire (or stand near Tom Cruise since she won’t go near his crazy ass), because the Ice Queen is coming for him.

Pics: FameFlynet, Splash

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