Afternoon Crumbs

September 12, 2013 / Posted by:

Watching the video of GOOP’s garden party is like peering into the keyhole on the door to Hell – Lainey Gossip 

I will 100% forgive Miley Cyrus for terrorizing me with her alien lizard tongue if that’s a Beverly Hills Teens jean jacket she’s wearing – Drunken Stepfather

Chrissy Teigen’s nipple: Here it is – The Superficial

Robin Thicke is talking about his marriage again – Celebitchy

Vanna White’s 19-year-old son has a special relationship (read: they fucking) with a 34-year-old gay Hare Krishna monk and he wants $1 million of her money to build an ashram. There’s really nothing more for me to add to that. – Towelroad

Crazy Jelly Beans is coming back to The Real Housewives of New YorkReality Tea

MiserAlba looks like a pilgrim hipster – Hollywood Tuna

If a dude doesn’t call Jenny McCarthy, it’s not because he’s gay, it’s because he doesn’t want to get the mumps – IDLYITW

Happy Clean Your Damn Bathroom Before You Take A Selfie Thursday! – The Berry

Vanessa Hudgens’ hair looks like a collie’s tail – Popoholic

Please, the only pussy Lady CaCa likes to suck on is her own – ICYDK

Joseph Gordon-Levitt on Out MagazineJust Jared

Kanye Kardashian is that loud annoying ho at the party who gets all mouthy and makes eyes roll after he’s had too many sips of Grey Goose – HuffPo

One of the pitches for Jurassic World leaked – OMG Blog

The streets of Hollywood are filling with panty pudding from every Warner Bros. exec, because J.K. Rowling agreed to make a Harry Potter spin-off movie – Pajiba

Cate Blanchett has midget brows in AnOther Magazine – I’m Not Obsessed

Prince William is retiring from the Royal Air Force – Popsugar

Current day Mitzi Gaynor, is that you? – SOW

Nicole Cage is still on that shit – Videogum

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