John Travolta Wears His Fanciest Lace Front To Show Off His Private Beach Locker Room In France

September 6, 2013 / Posted by:

It’s slower than a Farrah Abraham today, so here’s some pictures of Scientology’s sweetheart John Travolta welcoming the press to his private beach locker room on the Promenade des Planches in Deauville, France today. John is in France to promote his movie Joe at the Deauville American Film Festival and the town welcomed him by giving him and other ELITE STARS!!!! their own beach locker rooms.

John Travolta has starred in a million movies, has been nominated for Oscars, owns the second largest collection of lace fronts after Beyonce and has Xenu on speed dial, but he can now say that he’s finally made it. Getting his own French beach closet a skip away from Debbie Reynolds’ beach closet beats everything.

If Roger Moore sees John Travolta and a massage therapist go into his beach closet, and then hears what sounds like a walrus moaning, groaning and choking on a carrot, there’s no need to call a lifeguard for help. Everything’s fine.

And a really good way to start your weekend is by gazing at the luscious lace front on John’s head.

Pics: Splash

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