And Here’s PETA’s Favorite New Video

September 5, 2013 / Posted by:

In about 45 seconds, Katy Perry’s inbox will be filled to the top with 3,000 word rants from PETA, because those bitches are going to come at her for using a bunch of trained animals in her video for “Roar.” If you don’t think that any animal abuse happened during the making of this video, just think of how many times those poor creatures had to listen to this song over and over again. Ever since shooting finished, that monkey has been wandering the streets while punching at his ear holes. It’ll never listen to another song again.

If you threw an Herbal Essence body wash commercial, a really complicated cell phone commercial, ten gallons of orange paint, an episode of Legends of the Hidden Temple and a bunch of outfits from the George of the Jungle costume closet into a bowl and beat them all together with a giant pair of chichis, the final result would be this video.

And I really hope that in Aqua’s mailbox is a thank you check from Katy.

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