Afternoon Crumbs

September 4, 2013 / Posted by:

As Pussy Posse member Lukas Haas gazed at US Open match, he thought to himself, “Doesn’t he know that after all the Angels fly away and all the Sports Illustrated models move on to George Clooney, I’m all he’ll over have? Doesn’t he knows this?!” Meanwhile, Leonardo DiCatchAHo thought to himself, “Oh, I wonder which Angel’s naked body I’ll eat my dinner off of tonight?”¬† – Lainey Gossip

Jack Nicholson is retiring because he’s got memory loss issues, which means that by tomorrow he’ll forget that he retired and sign up for Wolf 2The Superficial

Gavin Rossdale’s daughter wore St. Angie’s old dress – Drunken Stepfather

Meanwhile, Simon Cowell’s unborn son is inside his mom’s gold digging womb and quietly praying that he doesn’t inherit his dad’s furry man chichis – Celebitchy

Madonna is working on a secret project and judging by that wig, her secret project is perfecting her Bette Davis impersonation – Towleroad

Krissy Chula goes in on Miley Cyrus the only way Krissy Chula can – OMG Blog

Ray J’s boomerang dick is going to be on Love & Hip Hop LA, maybe¬† – Reality Tea

That 50s tablecloth that Christina Hendricks is trying to pass off as a blouse isn’t doing anything for her magnificent chichis – Hollywood Tuna

Stacy Keibler needs to never do peyote again – IDLYITW

Xtina and her newly sucked and tucked body in MaximICYDK

Mila Kunis would probably make a better Batman than Ben AffleckPopoholic

Just skip down to picture #27 and live there for a minute – The Berry

Alyssa Milano uses her tits to educate us about Syria – SOW

Bradley Cooper’s 13-year-old-looking piece wore a big girl dress to the GQ Men of the Year Awards – Moe Jackson

Justin Bieber is trying to grow fur on his face – Just Jared

The person who agrees to fuck the doll man in his doll room is one sick bitch – Videogum

And the award for the best photo shoot in front of a storage unit goes to… – Crunk + Disorderly

Modeling IZ hard by Ireland BaldwinI’m Not Obsessed

Kim Kartrashian lost a battle against a bottle of Sun-In – Popsugar

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