Open Post: Hosted By Shemar Moore

September 3, 2013 / Posted by:

Here’s Shemar Moore wearing the douche uniform of choice while posing with a fan on Miami Beach yesterday. The face that Shemar’s bodyguard (or who ever that bearded hot piece of a bear is) is making is saying everything so you don’t have to.

About 9 minutes after Shemar and that fan nearly bumped crotches, this happened:


Yup, Shemar’s super jizz is so potent and so powerful that he knocked that fan up without even taking their clothes off and a few minutes later she gave birth to a pair of toddlers. A pair of toddlers who also want Shemar to stop doing that hang loose shit with his hands.


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