Dennis Rodman Went Back To North Korea To See His Homegirl Kim Jong-un

September 3, 2013 / Posted by:

And in the background of every picture of Kim Jong-un and Dennis Rodman is a North Korean giant who can’t stop himself from making a “the fuck is this?!” face.

The New York Times says that the corroded scab on America’s bottom ass lip, Dennis Rodman, is back in North Korea today to party with his main bitch Kim Jong-un. During a stopover in Beijing, Dennis told Reuters that he’s going to NK for a basketball diplomacy tour and he’s not going to talk to his BFF about releasing Korean-American Christian missionary Kenneth Bae. While North Koreans are tortured and starved to death, Dennis is gonna have a good time and party down with Kim Jong-un.

“I’m not going to North Korea to discuss freeing Kenneth Bae. I’m just going there on another basketball diplomacy tour. I’ve come out here to see my friend. I want to talk about basketball.

I just want to meet my friend Kim, the marshal, and start a basketball league over there or something like that. I have not been promised anything. I am just going there as a friendly gesture. I’m not there to be a diplomat. I’m there to go there and just have a good time, sit with (Kim) and his family, and that’s pretty much it.”

VICE Magazine paid for Dennis’ first trip to North Korea, but this time his trip is sponsored by an Irish gambling operation called Paddy Power.

I’d like to think that Dennis Rodman is some kind of super spy and during one of his visits he’s going to hug Kim Jong-un until that bitch deflates or explodes, but we all know he’s not a spy. Dennis goes to North Korea, because it’s the only place on Earth where people act like they’re excited to see him. Yes, Kim Jong-un forces his people to look excited whenever Dennis is around, but his stupid ass doesn’t know that.


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