Backdoor Farrah Is Well On Her Way To Becoming One Of Feminism’s Most Important Voices

Farrah Abraham is already destined to become the Dame Judi Dench of her generation and now she’s destined to be feminism’s greatest hero. Sorry, Gloria Steinem, you had a good run. Allie Conti of The Miami New Times (via Radar) interviewed Backdoor Farrah and quickly found out that she would’ve gotten more intelligent answers out of a factory-defected silicone implant.

Farrah talked to The Miami New Times to whore out some club night she’s hosting for Vivid and so Allie brought up her porn debut and asked how her “sex tape” came to be. Farrah used the explanation of lies that James Deen pulled out of her bottomless coochie box on her sex tape. Farrah says that she was dating James Deen when he butt fucked her on camera and he betrayed her trust by leaking the tape. Yes, ho still thinks everyone is as dumb as her. Allie said that it was really shitty (pun intended, I’m sure) of James to do that and then she followed that up by bringing up feminism.

It sounds pretty shitty that he went behind your back and leaked your personal tape. Do you consider yourself a feminist?
I’m pretty feminine. I think so.

Not feminine — feminist.
What does that mean, you’re a lesbian or something?

No, that’s not what I’m asking at all.
What context are you saying it in?

It’s a complicated concept, but I guess at it’s most basic, it means that women are equal to men.
Oh, I definitely feel that women are equal to men. No doubt about that. I mean women should have equal rights to men, every day

AHAHAHAHAHA! You can practically hear the rocks in her head rub together and turn to sand. Just when I think that Farrah has reached the pinnacle of dumbness and can’t possibly get any dumber, she grabs a ladder and goes even higher. When Ryan Lochte wants to feel smart for a second, he reads a Farrah Abraham interview.

And here’s the most powerful voice in feminism posing for the paps in Fort Lauderdale, FL today.

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