Lindsay Lohan Was A No-Show At The Venice Film Festival

August 30, 2013 / Posted by:

Seen above trying to twerk, director Paul Schrader told reporters at a press conference for The Canyons at The Venice Film Festival today that Lindsay Lohan was supposed to show up, but guess what, she didn’t. Because LiLo wasn’t there to shut him up by throwing an empty Grey Goose bottle at his head, Paul talked a little shit about her and said that she’s a talented actress, but it’s amazing that he’s not sucking on a crack pipe next to Lamar Odom, because the bitch is crazy (which everyone already knew). via HuffPo:

“Today I am free. For the last 16 months I’ve been hostage, by own choosing, to a very talented but unpredictable actress. She was supposed to be here today, she said she would be, but she is not. She is a great actress, she should be here, but her behavior is unspeakable.”

Schrader said Lohan “stepped up very hard” for the role but that the process was `’exhausting” for her.

“One of her problems as an actor is she has a very hard time faking things,” Schrader said.

“Hard time faking things”??? Paul Schrader needs to slap his tongue, because he’s lying! LiLo is very good at faking things. Just look at all the reviews from her sugar daddies on the Yelp page for her escort services. But really, isn’t faking it the job of an actor? That’s like saying, “One of his problems as a gossip blogger is he has a very hard time being a total bitter cunt.”

A source tells UsWeekly that LiLo didn’t go to Venice, because “nobody thought it was a good idea for her to go.” It’s kind of hard for me to believe that LiLo would skip out on a chance to get attention, so either Oprah handcuffed her to the radiator or Italy refused to let her in since they already have enough fuckery (see: Silvio Berlusconi) to deal with.

Here’s Paul and James Deen at the screening for The Canyons in Venice today.

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