Would You Hit It?
August 29, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K
Adam Levine’s future ex-fiancee Behati Prinsloo Instagrammed this picture of him looking like a malnourished crazy person who got out of his hospital gown and is running out of the mental ward. He’s got a lot of herp derp in his step. Even though his ass looks like it needs to be hooked up to an IV drip full of blended Big Macs and you can practically hear the bones in his old man ankles cracking, I still would. I’d hit it while pouring gallons of Ensure into his mouth hole.
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