Khloe Kardashian And Lamar Odom Are Separated

August 26, 2013 / Posted by:

Throughout most of the weekend, TMZ and Pimp Mama Kris spooned in her bed while she spilled “secrets” about her soon-to-be ex-son-in-law in their ears. TMZ was on Lamar Odom’s ass all weekend. They broke the story that Lamar and Khloe Kardashian’s marriage is on life support because of his addiction to the bad shit. Then they said that Lamar’s drug of choice is crack and he’s been smoking it on-and-off for the past two years, but he recently he jumped on the crack pipe hard. Then TMZ said that Lamar has been missing for the past 3 days and his family thinks he might be smoking the bad shit out of a broken light bulb on the bathroom floor in a crack house somewhere. And then early this morning, TMZ reported that Khloe kicked Lamar out of the house on Wednesday and told him that they were officially separated. Pimp Mama Kris should pat herself on the devil horns for a job well done, because she managed to make Lamar Odom look like a raging cheating crackhead in under 48 hours!

TMZ says that on Wednesday, Khloe told Lamar that if he didn’t take his ass to rehab again, she’d leave him for good. Lamar chose the crack pipe and so Khloe kicked out him. Neither of them have talked with a divorce lawyer yet and TMZ says that Khloe hasn’t met with one, because she still has hope that Lamar can get clean. She met up with him recently to try to talk him into getting help.

So I’m guessing that Lamar is passing his peen to side pieces and Pimp Mama Kris wants you to believe that he’s only cheating on her precious little Sasquatch because he’s high on crack. When Lamar and Khloe eventually get divorced, she’ll coming out looking like a saint who tried to save him. But you know, I figured that all of the Kardashian dudes were on hard drugs. That’s how they deal. When Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and PMK are in the front room arguing about whose newly bleached labia lips look whiter, Kanye, Lamar, Khloe and Bruce are in the back room shooting heroin into the spot where their nuts used to be.

And here’s Khloe not wearing her wedding ring a few days ago.

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