Hot Slut Of The Day!

Erin Wasson, the model and actress (she was in Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, she earned the title of actress!) type who wore The Slut Dress 3.0 to the MTV VMAs last night.
For the most part, tricks and hos kept it tame and boring on the VMAs red carpet last night. Some thought they were going to the damn Oscars (see: Rita Whora), others thought they were at their 8th grade dance (see: Ariana Grande), and then there was Erin Wasson who knew that the VMAs dress code is to show up in your LOOKATMELOOKATME finest and so she wore a bikini with some mesh shit over it. The turban and the ratty ponytail really make the entire outfit demure. She looks like an employee at a spa for vampires.
It goes without saying, but Miley would’ve worn that mesh dress better, because she would’ve paired it with scratch-and-sniff bear sticker pasties and a teddy bear head twat cover.