What Kind Of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Shit Is This?

“Hey y’all, you know, I want something vintage-like, like old timey-ish, like real old-fashioned-looking, like something that looks like my great memaw’s favorite show Miami Vice!” is probably what Miley Cyrus told the graphic artists who put together the cover art for her new album Finger Bangerz. Miley wasn’t even a drunk, mullet-wearing jizz fish in her pappy’s nutsack in the 80s, but that didn’t stop her from making her album cover look like it came out of the 80s. That pink neon sign, that black outfit, that look that says, “You know you want to nibble on this ass“…. Tommy Girl did it better:

Even though Miley’s cover looks like a half-assed clip art project, I still like it. It’s a low-budget mess. If Sharkey’s from California Dreams became a discount strip club, Miley’s cover is what their flyer would look like.

Miley also released a new single last night and it’s already #1 on iTunes:

“Wrecking Ball” sounds like the signature song of a 90s day-shift stripper at a club off the highway where all the bikers go. What I’m saying is, Tish Cyrus loves it!