From The Department Of Random: Taylor Swift And JLo Perform “Jenny From The Block” Together

August 25, 2013 / Posted by:

During her last show at the Staples Center in L.A. last night, Taylor Swift brought out JLo to sing her “hair brush song”Jenny from the Block.” I wish the camera was on the audience when JLo came up and “Jenny from the Block” started playing, because half of those children probably weren’t even born when that shit came out and a wave of “Huh?” covered all of their faces.

Taylor is posing like it’s her first day at Barbizon and when she dances she looks like a baby ostrich scratching its flea bites against a tree, but that’s not the messiest part of this. JLo’s warbling wail of a voice isn’t even the messiest part. JLo’s “lump of shit” bedazzled diaper pants are. Bitch probably thinks wearing diaper pants will bring her and Baby Casper Smart closer together (Or maybe she thinks Casper Smart will want her more if it looks like she’s got a pair of low hangers in her pants). JLo, stop playing, and give Justin Bieber his rhinestone diaper pants back.

via ONTD

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