Open Post: Hosted By Simon Cowell, Lauren Silverman And A Peen Bomb

August 24, 2013 / Posted by:

If I told you to spot the peen, you’d probably be really confused and think this was a trick since there’s two peens in this picture: one under that blue heart and another one in a white t-shirt and sunglasses.

The current reigning King of the Home Wreckers, Simon Cowell, reunited with the current reigning Queen of the Gold Diggers, Lauren Silverman, in St. Tropez today. The two made it clear that they’re a couple and still together by holding hands. Although, Simon probably can’t remember what Lauren’s full name is, has no idea how old their unborn fetus is and spent more time doing his hair than he did hanging out with Lauren. But in Simon’s defense, it takes a long time to make his hair look like a succulent pair of furry ass cheeks sitting on top of his head.

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