This Is The Most Artistic Thing That Lady Gaga Has Ever Been A Part Of

August 23, 2013 / Posted by:

Finally, Lady CaCa gives us something that is the raw definition of avant-garde! Every performance art piece that she’s queefed out has been leading up to this, her magnum opus. CaCa tweeted this commercial for Kia Soul which uses her song “Applesauce.” ART is fat CGI hamsters losing the chunk and One Direction-ing themselves in a commercial for a 5-door compact automobile. The song goes with the commercial as well as my mouth goes with vaginas, but that is the mystery of CaCa’s art. Kia is the Campbell’s Soup to her Andy Warhol, obviously.

And the Little Monsters should stretch their jaws now, because it’s only a matter of time before CaCa announces on Twitter that the Little Monster who buys the most Kia Souls will get to meet her ass at some festival. They’re going to have to suck a lot of Craigslist dick.

Here’s CaCa wearing one of Beyonce’s old lace fronts and bubble wrap pants in NYC yesterday.

Pics: Splash

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