All Is Well In The World Again: Jennifer Aniston Wore A Little Black Dress Yesterday

August 16, 2013 / Posted by:

Since I’m extremely interested in everything that Jennifer Aniston wears to every single one of her premieres, here she is throwing awkward, wonk-eyed kissy faces at the camera like a regular Lohan at the German premiere of Wir Sind Die Millers in Berlin yesterday. That kissy face… Bitch, you’re not on Instagram, so quit posing like you’re on Instagram.

Jennifer wore a purple-ish satin dress (complete with a built-in tabloid cover magnet) to the NYC premiere of We’re the Millers, she wore a dress from The Laura Ingalls Collection to the London premiere and last night her ass was back in black. Everything is all right again when blogger types can once again type the sentence, “Jennifer Aniston wore a little black dress to…..” But of course, ho just had to bring attention to her fetus growing area by wearing that huge belt. I don’t even know what that belt thing is. It looks a saddle or like a black leather back brace worn backwards. She’s going to need a back brace to carry dozens of copies of Life & Style (with this picture on the cover next to the words “JEN FINALLY PREGNANT! WORE BABY BUMP PROTECTOR TO PREMIERE!) from her front porch to her scrapbooking room.

And Jennifer should give that hairstyle back to Kristen Stewart and never ever borrow it again.

Pics: Splash,

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