Open Post: Hosted By Shauna Sand’s Oscar-Worthy Scene

August 15, 2013 / Posted by:

At The Royal Academy of Dramatic Art in London today, students studied these pictures of the most beautiful creature in the world Shauna Sand and French model Nabilla Benattia oozing raw emotion from their souls while acting out a scene from William Shakespeare’s lost script called Hollywood Girls on a beach in L.A. It feels stupid to call this “acting,” because this so much more than acting. Nabilla is saying, “pull my finger,” “sit on my finger” and “I can puncture your implant with this nail” all with one move. That’s called, “LAYERS!”

You can’t tell from these pictures, but Dame Judi Dench and Daniel Day-Lewis are on the side taking notes. And as they did that, the Academy ordered special custom-made Lucite Oscar statues for Shauna Sand since she’s obviously going to win several Academy Awards for this performance and gold is for common trash!

You know that Shauna Sand is really taking this role seriously, because she’s wearing her serious actress heels.

Pics: Splash

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