Afternoon Crumbs

August 15, 2013 / Posted by:

I like how Stella McCartney Photoshopped out the broomstick before posting this picture of Goopy Paltrow on Instagram – Drunken Stepfather

Robert Pattinson and Mischa Barton are friends because WEED – Lainey Gossip

I’M SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS! NOW I CAN RUIN MY LIFE BY MARRYING HER!” said a sarcastic Simon Cowell after his knocked up side piece’s divorce was finalized – Celebitchy

There’s way too many towels in these pictures – The Berry

Danny McBride woke up one day and said to himself that he hasn’t punched himself in the face while trying to deal with Lindsay Lohan’s on-set fuckery, so he should experience that at least once in his career – The Superficial

Andy Cohen isn’t trying to get arrested in Russia – Towleroad

Bethenny Frankel is giving us totally, brand new information – Reality Tea

Amber Heard in EllePopoholic

I’m disappointed that The Mighty O didn’t give Jimmy Kimmel’s audience member a $40,000 crocodile Tom Ford bag that she bought from Snobby Saleswoman’s rival – Buzzfeed

Those 10 people obviously hate themselves – IDLYITW

The blonde one’s brows ate the brown haired one’s brows – Hollywood Tuna

Ashley Jizzdale’s fiancĂ© dude looks like an old timey villain who is trying to fit into modern day society by doing himself up like an assistant manager at Hot Topic – Popsugar

The skull-smashing cockatoo is staying dumb – Just Jared

Justin Long’s dating Amanda Seyfried, but don’t ask him about it, because he’s super private about his relationships which makes sense since EVERYONE is always wondering about his relationships – Videogum

Detox is not completely here for Lady CaCaBoy Culture

Sally Draper’s going to be in Lifetime’s Flowers in the AtticPajiba

Scott IsADick IS the father – E! News

The sad thing is this isn’t even one of RiRi’s most fugtastic ensembles – I’m Not Obsessed

In case you were asking (which you weren’t), Kim Kartrashian kame out of hiding – HuffPo

Rest in peace, Notso YatsoPlaybill

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