Well, At Least She Didn’t Wear Another Tight, Satin Dress…

August 14, 2013 / Posted by:

At the NYC premiere of that movie where Jennifer Aniston plays the most unbelievable stripper in history, she wore a tight, satin dress that made it look like she had a littler of babies up inside there and so naturally everyone started screaming about how she’s knocked up and she started screaming back about how she just ate a few taquitos or something. Ho obviously planned it, because looking like she has a case of the BABIES!!! will get her at least two tabloid covers and denying it will get her at least two more tabloid covers.

Well, at today’s London premiere of We’re The Millers, Jennifer didn’t wear a tight, satin dress that makes it look like she’s growing a baby inside her body. Instead, Jennifer wore a cutesy dress she’d put on her baby if she had a baby. That is a baby dress on her body. It’s always babies with her. She looks like she got drunk at a house party, spilled a pomegranate margarita on her outfit and then stumbled into some random children’s bedroom and put on the first dress she found in the closet. It’s a look, I guess.

She kind of looks like Edith the Lonely Doll all grown up. And now I hate her for making me thinking of creepy Edith again.

Pics: Wenn.com, Splash

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