While looking like something straight out of Jerry Sandusky’s Boys Choir, Justin Bieber celebrated Canadian Thanksgiving (more like NoThanksgiving) last year by performing for his grandmother with only a guitar covering his Baby Wee Wee parts. All together now: WHY????!!!!!!!!!?????
TMZ says that on Canadian Thanksgiving last October, 19-year-old Justin Bieber woke up late in his grandma’s house and decided that it would be really hilarious to prank her by serenading her Jenny from Forrest Gump-style. And one of his family members decided it would be really hilarious if all of our eyeballs bungee jumped out of our sockets, so they leaked these gross pictures to TMZ. Bitch is looking like a plucked chickenhawk.
There’s another picture after the cut, but it is NSFTLOAOL (not safe for this life or any other life). But if you really want to see a Canadian memaw make a “If this little brat didn’t shit out money, I’d disown him” face, keep your eyes to the right of the picture. Don’t look down!
That Jesus Tattoo has the right idea. It’s looking away and focusing on that uncircumcised dick tree in the corner instead.