The Delusions of Pimp Mama Kris Know No Bounds

August 11, 2013 / Posted by:

President Obama said in an interview with Kindle Singles that the American dream used to be an education, a good job and a home for your family, but nowadays young hos dream of driving around in the solid gold Bentley they bought with their sex tape money. Obama said that in the olden days “kids weren’t monitoring every day what Kim Kardashian was wearing, or where Kanye West was going on vacation, and thinking that somehow that was the mark of success.”

Obama made the mistake of saying Kim and Kanye’s names out loud, because when you do that you awaken the pimp whore beast. As soon as Pimp Mama Kris finished oozing smegma of excitement over Obama name checking a Kartrashian, she turned on the delusion machine in her head, went on her talk show and spewed out this shit river of ridiculousness.

“I wasn’t aware that you could only set the bar so high and that you could only dream so big. I was taught dream big, work hard and you could have whatever you wanted. I bet the President has some friends with 10,000 square foot houses and that he wouldn’t mind going over there… when [he was] asking them to have a party for [him] while [he was] campaigning for dollars to run for president. I find it so odd that he’s picking on Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Well, Kanye West, first of all, doesn’t go on vacation ever… and Kim Kardashian is the hardest working young lady in the world. She never sleeps, she never stops, she never slows down and works so hard for what she’s got. Her job affords her to live in a 10,000 square foot house and I think, if I’m not mistaken, that Mr. President’s job affords him to live in a 55,000 square foot house.”

But seriously, there’s so much truth to PMK’s words! Kim Kartrashian IS the hardest working young lady in the world! The young ladies who are teachers, nurses, doctors, factory workers, single mothers supporting their kids and are in the military don’t know how hard it is to use zero brain cells to drool in front of E!’s cameras. Getting a college degree is so, so, so, much easier than lazily moaning like a snoring walrus while getting poked in the hip bone by Ray J’s boomerang dick on camera.

And Obama needs to immediately issue a correction and apology to PMK. Kim Kartrashian only has that 10,000 square foot mansion because her pimp mom married two rich dudes and later turned her lazy fuck tape into a multi-million dollar Illuminati empire. Obama needs to show more respect for the hard-working pimp moms of the stroll.

via Gossip Cop

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