The Long Hair Beyonce Cut Off Was Her Own, Thankyouverymuch

August 8, 2013 / Posted by:

Yes, there’s alway an Oprah in the background of every picture saying, “Er, can we hit the rewind button?”

The world will never be the same again and that’s because Beyonce cut her hair. Just when we were all barely getting over Felicity chopping her mane of curls off, Beyonce knocks the planet off of its axis by going and doing this. I said earlier that hos are having coronaries over Beyonce simply just taking her lace front off, but one of her hair stylists wants to set shit correct. Kimble of We TV’s L.A. Hair didn’t cut all of Beyonce’s hair off, but she works on Bey’s hair a lot and tells People that it was long, thick and luxurious (and if you’re a slut like me then you had the image of long, thick, luxurious dicks growing out of Beyonce’s scalp when you read the words “long, thick and luxurious“).

“I got a little teary eyed! I’ve been working for her so long, she has this beautiful long hair and it’s hard to grow hair out. I feel like it’s my hair, I work so much with her. I feel a little emotional but excited for her too. Maybe I’ll cut my hair off now. Short hair, don’t care! She had great, thick long hair, which she cut off because she’s ready to make a statement. It’s a great [one] to make: I’m beautiful, sexy, bold and I can do it all. She’s the perfect model for that: A working woman, mom, superstar, businesswoman. She’s powerful in herself. “

No, that hair says, “Sandy Duncan is my style icon.” (Sorry Miley, but every chick with short blond hair is copying Sandy Duncan.)

If Beyonce isn’t going to install another Malaysian weave and is going to work this British schoolboy haircut from now on, then say goodbye to the wind. Because if the wind doesn’t have Beyonce’s hair to blow through, then it has no reason to blow at all. Goodbye, wind!

(Pic via Instagram)

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