Prince William and Duchess Kate’s wedding singer Ellie Goulding told Q Magazine (via Gigwise) that recently she got RiRi kinds of drunk at a hotel room party in Costa Rica and was thrown out. And Bjork was there! And Skillrex was there! And Diplo was there! And you were there and Auntie Em was there and everybody was there!
“I think it was in Costa Rica. A few of us were thrown out but then they realised they’d made a mistake. I can’t quite remember actually because I was quite drunk. Obviously. There was me, Bjork, Diplo, Skrillex and loads of people starting our own party in the reception area. I’m afraid I can’t remember all the details.”
I’d totally believe this story if instead of getting drunk, she got high on LSD. And instead of partying in a hotel room in Costa Rica, she partied in her own living room. And instead of partying with Bjork, Diplo and Skillrex, she actually partied with a potted plant, a sofa cushion and a toaster. That’s what really happened.
And I only posted this so I could post this old picture of Bjork and her intergalactic dandelion mask and her tits which kind of look like the top of Andy Warhol’s head. Or maybe they look more like two uncooked Awesome Blossoms before going into the batter.