So I Guess Drake Isn’t Going To Murder Amanda Bynes’ Vagina Anytime Soon

August 7, 2013 / Posted by:

Drake has FINALLY broken his silence on Amanda Bynes Tweeting him tweets of love one second and putting him on her ugly list with everybody else the next second. During an interview with XXL that happened before Amanda Bynes was shuffled off to a mental hospital on a 5150 hold, Wheelchair Jimmy was asked how he feels about her being obsessed with him and the hip hop king of the shark world spat this out:

“I don’t even know who that is doing that or what that’s about. If that is her, I guess it’s a little weird and disturbing. It’s obviously a behavioral pattern that is way bigger than me. Whoever is behind it, whether it’s her or somebody else, they know people are paying attention so they keep it going.”

If life was a Melrose Place episode, then after Drake finished that interview, he walked into the next room, pulled out his iPhone and as the camera zoomed in on his screen, he tweeted “DRAKE = U G L Y” as Amanda Bynes. It was Drake the entire time!

And I know this has nothing to do with anything, but in that cover, Drake’s hair, beard and stache looks like one exquisitely crafted piece. They’re all perfectly connected together. I bet that before he goes to bed, he grabs his hair from the top, pulls everything (the hair, beard, stache and all) off slowly, hangs it on his bed post and falls to sleep.

via UsWeekly

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