Afternoon Crumbs

August 6, 2013 / Posted by:

The name of Miley Cyrus’ album is “BANGERZ” and it sounds like the name of a bottom of the barrel amateur porn site where all the chicks have popped pimples on their asses and all the dudes have over-lubed dicks that can’t get hard. It’s perfect! – HuffPo

Grace Kelly’s granddaughter has un cas des bébés – Lainey Gossip

I always knew that in Walter White’s past life he was a Power Rangers villain – The Superficial

And postal workers thought their craziest enemies were yappy ass dogs – Drunken Stepfather

Maybe Robert Pattinson was nervous because he came down with a sudden case of the violent shits and he just so happened to be in Kristen Stewart’s neighborhood and so stopped in to use her toilet. That’s it! – Celebitchy

I thought that saidJoely” Fisher and I was like, DAMN! – Hollywood Tuna

Anastasia Ashley is our new Michelle JennekeYouTube

SPOILER ALERT! Someone gets engaged to someone on this Thursday’s Project Runway and sadly Tim Gunn doesn’t get engaged to Alexander PopeTowleroad

Either a pap sharted or Vanessa Hudgens has a field of herp sores on her lips – Popoholic

These are ad placements gone RIGHT if you ask me – The Berry

Rich Kids of Instagram is going to be a TV show – Reality Tea

The New York Post’s critic tells Jennifer Aniston to cover up her desperation and have a seat next to Demi MoorePajiba

There’s nothing more threatening than a douche fetus ripping off his onesie in the middle of a club – IDLYITW

And here I am awwww-ing at some stank raccoon eating gunk out of a pussy’s ear – OMG Blog

Usher’s little son almost drowned to death in his pool and no, I’m not talking about Justin BieberICYDK

Leonardo DiCatchAHo is working the top knot in Spain – Popsugar


Day Above Ground is so confused by this Japanese bra commercial – Gawker

Kaley Cuoco found a new piece to buy a Starbucks for – Just Jared

Send me to hell in a giant CROC, but I always cackle when a dude gets shut down after proposing marriage to a girl in front of everyone – SOW

Jake Osbourne’s sperm fishes are working hard – I’m Not Obsessed

Earth to these bitches: Your childhood wasn’t shit to begin with if Raven Symone coming out as a coochie lover ruined it for you – Crunk + Disorderly

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