Afternoon Crumbs

August 6, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

The name of Miley Cyrus’ album is “BANGERZ” and it sounds like the name of a bottom of the barrel amateur porn site where all the chicks have popped pimples on their asses and all the dudes have over-lubed dicks that can’t get hard. It’s perfect! – HuffPo

Grace Kelly’s granddaughter has un cas des bébés – Lainey Gossip

I always knew that in Walter White’s past life he was a Power Rangers villain – The Superficial

And postal workers thought their craziest enemies were yappy ass dogs – Drunken Stepfather

Maybe Robert Pattinson was nervous because he came down with a sudden case of the violent shits and he just so happened to be in Kristen Stewart’s neighborhood and so stopped in to use her toilet. That’s it! – Celebitchy

I thought that said “Joely” Fisher and I was like, DAMN! – Hollywood Tuna

Anastasia Ashley is our new Michelle Jenneke – YouTube

SPOILER ALERT! Someone gets engaged to someone on this Thursday’s Project Runway and sadly Tim Gunn doesn’t get engaged to Alexander Pope – Towleroad

Either a pap sharted or Vanessa Hudgens has a field of herp sores on her lips – Popoholic

These are ad placements gone RIGHT if you ask me – The Berry

Rich Kids of Instagram is going to be a TV show – Reality Tea

The New York Post’s critic tells Jennifer Aniston to cover up her desperation and have a seat next to Demi Moore – Pajiba

There’s nothing more threatening than a douche fetus ripping off his onesie in the middle of a club – IDLYITW

And here I am awwww-ing at some stank raccoon eating gunk out of a pussy’s ear – OMG Blog

Usher’s little son almost drowned to death in his pool and no, I’m not talking about Justin Bieber – ICYDK

Leonardo DiCatchAHo is working the top knot in Spain – Popsugar

WHO IS THIS IMPOSTOR COOKIE MONSTER SINGING ABOUT RESISTING COOKIES?!!!!? – Videogum

Day Above Ground is so confused by this Japanese bra commercial – Gawker

Kaley Cuoco found a new piece to buy a Starbucks for – Just Jared

Send me to hell in a giant CROC, but I always cackle when a dude gets shut down after proposing marriage to a girl in front of everyone – SOW

Jake Osbourne’s sperm fishes are working hard – I’m Not Obsessed

Earth to these bitches: Your childhood wasn’t shit to begin with if Raven Symone coming out as a coochie lover ruined it for you – Crunk + Disorderly

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