Here’s Brit Brit and her rent-to-own piece Normal Guy Dave making the angels cry tears by wearing beautiful and on-trend outfits from Structure and Charlotte Russe circa 1999 to church in Thousand Oaks, CA today. They look like a white mid-western couple going to a hip hop club in 2001. All the white abuelitas probably reached for their cross necklaces when Our Lady of Cheetos stomped through the church doors dressed like an off-duty Fly Girl. The good news is that her Cheeto chichis look like they’re closer to God, which means she’s wearing a bra. The better news is that she’s dressed like a Jody Watley back-up singer and Jesus really loves it when you sashay into his house dressed like a Jody Watley back-up singer. Ho boots in church IS the look.
That weave on the other hand looks like an overused and abused cat toy.