Panty Creamer Of The Day: Clay Aiken In A Ginger Veronica Lake Wig

August 2, 2013 / Posted by:

I take back what I said about the video of the Twisted Sisters being the 8th color of the rainbow. THIS is the 8th color of the rainbow. Shit, this IS the rainbow and I’m sure every Claymate is tasting that rainbow by licking the screen.

Here’s the number one reason “How do I get dried coochie cream out of mom jeans?” is the most searched question on Google amongst the Claymates this week. Clay Aiken is twirling and spinning and putting ginger-flavored sugar on your eyes in this promo picture for Ogunquit Playhouse’s production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. That’s not a recycled Sears Portrait Studio background behind clay, those are the stars and crystals that spray out of his ginger flower when he spins and twirls in a rainbow coat. Make whores moist by working that wig and those Joan Crawford brows, Clay.

My credit card is so confused. It doesn’t know if it wants to use itself to buy a plane ticket to Maine to see Clay in this glittery extravagaynza, the Golden Girls dollhouse or Amanda Palmer’s used glass dildo?

via WOW Report

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