Somewhere In New Jersey, There’s A Belieber Trying To Marry A Phone

August 1, 2013 / Posted by:

During his show in Newark on Tuesday night, Justin Bieber stopped yodeling out the music of Satan for a couple of minutes to tell his crazed fans to stop throwing their phones on stage. The Biebs then shocked all of the world when he showed us that he has at least a 3rd grade education by using the word “refrain.” But then the douche in diaper leggings made sure that his fans are going to do anything but “refrain” from throwing their phones on stage by shoving one phone down his pants.

At around the 1:15 mark, the Beibs gives that phone a taste of his Beanie Baby crotch before throwing it at another girl in the audience. After that girl looked at the phone’s screen and wondered why there’s a picture of Chyna’s clit on it, she probably ran out there to immediately consummate her newfound love with that phone. That poor girl’s parents better get her some iCondoms before it’s too late and she stars popping out Nanos filled with Justin Bieber songs.

And Justin needs to stop already and give those pants to the man with 132 pound scrotum, because he obviously doesn’t have what it takes to fill them out.

via Gawker

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