Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 1, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

The thieving, sneaky ferret who is probably stealing your wallet as you’re reading this.

This dude says that his ferret was acting extra shifty and figured it was up to no good and he was right. Not only was that ferret up to no good, it was up to some ILLEGAL shit. It snatched that dude’s wallet and ran away. CITIZEN’S ARREST! (Side question: To bust a CITIZEN’S ARREST on a ferret, do you have to be a fellow ferret or can you be human?)

The shifty ferret didn’t get far and the dude laughed as he picked up his credit cards off the floor, but this ain’t some shit to laugh over. Do you know what that ferret’s crime boss, White Oprah, is going to do when it crawls into her lair empty-pawed? Bitch is going to turn that ferret into a weave. (Although, if she did that, it would be an upgrade from her current weave situation.)

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