Afternoon Crumbs

August 1, 2013 / Posted by:

The matching denim outfits that Brit Brit and Justin Timberlake wore to the 2001 VMAs made a baby and Kate Hudson wore it to the premiere of Clear History last night. My thoughts exactly, Larry David in a wig – Hollywood Tuna

I can’t tell if Kunty Karl is purposefully trying to get into this picture of the royals at the Love Ball or if he’s just patiently waiting for the picture to be taken so he can suck the blue blood out of their veins – Lainey Gossip

The vampires of Hollywood – The Berry

Oh, Jennifer Aniston’s puffiness isn’t from IVF, it’s from tequila – Celebitchy

So this is what an E.T. and Predator sex tape would look like – Drunken Stepfather

It’s a sad day in American when a solider stationed in Afghanistan can’t get some ass on Craigslist – Towleroad

Lena Dunham’s just practicing eating that quesadilla. A few minutes after these pictures were taken, she shot a scene where she had to eat a quesadilla while sitting on the toilet as Jessa drunkenly peed in the sink next to her – The Superficial

Teresa Giudice will go from making $33,000 an episode to begging for $3.33 to buy Commissary Butterfingers to smear on her skin – Reality Tea

Roselyn Sanchez’s dress is perfect for a flood – Popoholic

And RiRi’s dog is working that hairstyle better – SOW

By tail, Ke$hit means penis, right? – ICYDK

Kate Hudson helps her kids sell lemonade – Popsugar

Keith Urban is going back to American Idol and I really hope that Simon Cowell’s unborn fetus will be a second judge – Just Jared

Jennifer Hudson looks like she’s got a strip of dot candy around her ankles – Crunk + Disorderly

Panty Creamer of the Day: Jon Franco from The Vine Boy Culture

I’m guessing Kevin Hart didn’t buy his piece any heels at Barney’s – Moe Jackson

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