Open Post: Hosted By Flo Rida’s Island Of Asses

July 29, 2013 / Posted by:

Flo Rida and Pitbull’s new song “Can’t Believe It” sounds like it came out of a b-hole, so it’s only fitting that the video for it takes places in a wonderland of nalgas where conjoined butt twins roam on ass cheeks and you can get a double scoop of ass on an ice cream cone. The song’s lyrics make Sir Mix-A-Lot sound like the reincarnation of William Shakespeare and the video makes the video for “Baby Got Back” look like a $100 million production produced by Industrial Light & Magic and directed by James Cameron. This entire low-budget mess of a video looks like a 14-year-old straight boy’s screensaver from the 90s.

With all that being said, I still want Pitbull to miniaturize himself and dance on my ass cheeks while dressed like an off-duty limo driver.

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