Put Your Chonies Back On, Justin Bieber!

July 26, 2013 / Posted by:

No, this is not Justin Beiber competing in (NSFW) The Smallest Penis in Brooklyn pageant. This is Miley Cyrus covering up her waxed chipmunk cooter for Marc Jacobs’Protect The Skin You’re In” campaign, which raises cash for the NYU Skin Cancer Institute. But even if this shirt didn’t raise money for charity, Miley still would’ve posed nekkid ass nekkid for it. Because when Miley isn’t making ass cheeks frown by trying to twerk, she’s getting stoned and getting nakie.

The full picture of Miley covering up her bald Hannah Montana is after the cut since it may be a little NSFWish. This mess is the perfect shirt to wear when you want to get kicked out of places and want people to run away from you. Unfortunately, I don’t think you can buy it anymore, because I’m pretty sure it’s sold out. Billy Ray bought them all and already used them to wallpaper wallshirt his entire basement.


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