Amanda Bynes’ 5150 Hold Has Been Extended For Two Weeks (UPDATE: Her Parents Didn’t Win A Conservatorship)

Amanda Bynes will stay in the hospital for another two weeks, so said a judge yesterday. During a hearing at the hospital where Amanda is being treated, her doctors argued that they need another two weeks to properly diagnose her. Amanda’s attorney argued that her 5150 hold should end and she should be released back into the wild. Driveways and Pom Pom puppies all shook in fear when he said that shit.

TMZ says that doctors told the judge that Amanda needs to stay laid up in the hospital for at least two more weeks, because the reason cell in their brains works and they know she’s a danger to herself, others, driveways and Pomeranians. The judge co-signed everything the doctors said and extended her 5150 hold for another two weeks. Meanwhile, Amanda’s parents filed papers yesterday to get her into a conservatorship. They’ll find out this morning if that’s going to happen or not.

In other Amanda Bynes news, Radar says that Sam Lutfi, the dark-sided demon leech from hell who stuffed crazy pills into Brit Brit’s Cheetos Puffs, was apparently coming after Amanda next. Some source said:

“Sam bought Amanda the plane ticket for her to return to Los Angeles from New York City. She had no money. The two became friends in recent months. It’s very concerning to say the very least, given Sam’s history with Britney Spears leading up to her father, Jamie Spears, getting a conservatorship over his daughter, and getting a restraining order preventing Lutfi from having any contact with her.”

Sam Lutfi denied that he bought Amanda’s plane ticket, but when Radar kept pressing on his ass, he got nervous and hung up.

Even though Amanda Bynes nearly blew up herself, her dog and the stunning Mushroom Queen of Thousand Oaks, at least it got her into a hospital. Because if that didn’t happen, Sam Lutfi would’ve sunk his claws all the way into her, dragged her through every gas station in L.A. and we would’ve gotten Brit Brit 2.0. That means Amanda would’ve eventually started boning Adnan Ghalib and nobody wants a second serving of his pussy strip and douche titties.

UPDATE: Radar says that a judge shut down Amanda’s parents’ request to get her ass into a temporary conservatorship. TMZ says that not all hope is lost. The judge only shot down their request today, because two weeks have been added to Amanda’s 5150 hold. The judge wants time to talk to her, talk to her doctors and look at the police report from the driveway bomb incident before he says ok or fuck no to a conservatorship. A new hearing will happen on August 9th. TMZ also says that Amanda’s lawyer is screaming for an emergency hearing, because she wants a judge to take back the two-week extension and release her from the mental ward. If Amanda’s lawyer gets a hearing, the hearing probably won’t happen today, so that gives her dog time to get its ass into the Witness Protection Program.