Tumblr’s sweetheart and the humanized eel in a curly wig Bendadick Cumsinbatches wasn’t at Comic-Con over the weekend, because he was in Ibiza sentencing his two friends to a lifetime of being together. Benedict got ordained (aka filled out a form on the Universal Life Church Monastery’s website) and officiated the wedding of his friends Seth Cummings and Rob Rinder. Before he married the two, Benedict offered his services to everyone:
“It’s a very private, lovely thing to be asked to do. Of course I’m going to make a joke after it if it goes well — ‘I do weddings. Next will be children’s parties and bat mitzvahs’. It’s a mainly Jewish and gay audience so hopefully they will be lenient towards me.”
A friend of the couple shared some pictures of their wedding on Facebook and am I drunk or does Benedict’s torso look like the face of an indifferent salmon? And getting married on a cliff is not only pretty, but it’s smart too. The piece you’re marrying won’t try to back out at the last second, because if they do, you can push their ass.