Hot Slut Of The Day!

Alexander Pope, the deeeeeziner from Project Runway with a Cinnabon of ginger hair on his head and fiery seesaw brows on his face.

The 6,912,458th season of Project Runway started last night and there were a few HSOTDs to choose from including the black box covering a poor model’s peek-a-boo poon lips (but if your chocha lips are going to make an appearance, then you should always pair them with a Mrs. White wig), Russia’s Freddie Mercury and the sparkly cha cha heels on the batshit (organic and grass-fed batshit only, of course) sustainable designer who probably gave several people in Manhattan lung cancer by burning nylon on a rooftop.

But the Hottest Hot Slut last night was, of course, Alexander Pope. Alexander Pope didn’t get a lot of screen time, but when he was on the screen he made my eyebrows want to pluck themselves, because they wish they had the same shape as an angry emoticon’s brows. Alexander’s brows look like two comets colliding into each other and I bet third grade glasses take field trips to see them.

And Alexander Pope looks like the lost villain in a Rankin/Bass Christmas special and that truly is the look.