Justin Bieber Got His Mom’s Eye Tattooed On His Arm

July 17, 2013 / Posted by:

Because a tattoo of Jesus giving him the up-eye wasn’t enough, the leader of the Wild Kidz (if reading that line made you jump back into puberty, you’re not alone) got a huge tattoo of his mom’s eyeball on his arm. EYE CAN’T. That is some Big Brother logo shit. If the Biebs had that tattoo when he pissed into a mop bucket, that eye tattoo would’ve given him the up-eye and the side-eye.

The Biebs put a picture of his new creepy eye tattoo on Instagram and said, “Moms always watching 😉“.  Uh huh. Moms always watching that moneys fall into her checking account. Justin’s arm looks like the paper bag book cover of a freshmen animation student. Those tattoos don’t even go together. When I look at his arm, I feel like I’m playing a game of Classic Concentration that I can’t win. Growl Eye Believe Fapping Knight? It doesn’t make sense.

But Justin is a real, hardcore badass motherfucker now. Because nothing is more badass than a tattoo of Chester Cheetah, the word “believe” in a pre-school font, your mom’s eye and a knight jacking off with two hands. That knight is jacking it and massaging his balls. Eye believe he’s getting into it hard.

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