Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

July 17, 2013 / Posted by:

There’s a reason she recently decided to flaunt her brand new relationship so publicly. Suddenly she’d found true love behind the scenes? And they were telling magazines about it? And getting papped on holiday in Europe? It was because she was sending a message.

To the major Hollywood player with whom she’d been having an affair for 6 months. Only, at the time, he had a girlfriend. They were dealing with each other undercover. She would travel to see him while he was shooting on location overseas. No one, none of us, picked up on the fact that she showed up in the same city. He was sleeping with both the official girlfriend and the side job and telling the side job that he’d break up with the official one and make her the bonafide but, really, the side job, to him, was just a good fuck and not a proper escort at the kinds of functions he usually needs an escort for. She continued to pressure him though and when he refused her demands, she showed up with a new man, jammed it in his face – and ours – and very shortly afterwards, he formally ended it with his gf, with a generous send-off.

Now? Impasse. She’s enjoying her summer hookup. And he’s all like, ok, I’m available, you can come to me, or don’t. It’s not like he can’t find a replacement, like, right away. Any woman becomes an instant star as soon as he takes her out. Given that she’s already a star, on a smaller scale, their reveal, should they figure out their situation, would be great for gossip though it could overshadow his work. And he has a lot of it coming up. (Lainey Gossip)

Eva Longoria and George Clooney? The Democratic National Convention would never be the same again. I think my mind and the minds of cocktail waitresses who had dreams of being Clooney’s next award show escort are blown. I hope this is about Eva and George and I hope they go public. I hope she’s his next award season escort, because he likes his pieces mute and pretty, and she never shuts up. She’s like a pomeranian when the doorbell rings. She keeps barking long after the doorbell starts ringing. I want to see George’s head slowly explode from the inside as she yaps to reporters and drops the marriage word at least 50 times a minute.

It takes a certain personality type to want to perform each Saturday night on live TV! A healthy sense of ego is usually involved, which is something one cast member hasn’t been able to leave at the show when they leave 30 Rock on Sunday morning. This is evident by the huge, naked oil painting that he has over his bed.

The painting is over six feet wide and pictures the funnyman lying on the ground flashing a much more worked out body than he has in reality. The detail in the oil painting is remarkable, highlighting his slightly hair chest and legs that are painted apart.

However, the cast member does leave some things to the imagination as a leaf has been carefully painted over his private parts to ensure that any lucky person that makes it into his bed, has one surprise to look forward too! (Naughty But Nice Rob)

Chris Kattan?

This actress used to be almost A list. It was mostly movies. That is what she is famous for. Over the past few years she has gone from a flood of movies every year to a trickle. One a year at this point maybe. Although she is a very good actress, she started to get less work because she had a habit of making people very uncomfortable. She scared them. Our actress has no problems stating exactly how she feels and if she is sitting at dinner one night and thinks a thought about someone at the table she will say it. More than once she has told someone she thinks that person is going to die. She has been on at least three sets where the power went completely out. She then employs her favorite expression which is Death Hour. She is convinced most people die in a certain time of the day and that she knows what that time is. It varies depending on her mood. She always talks about death and loves seeing photos of death. It all can become too much. At first, someone might think it is quirky, but after months of working with her, and living through it everyday, it turns from quirk to fear and not wanting to be around her any longer. This, over time has caused her to get fewer parts and for her to get even that more scary.

Christina Ricci? That Easter Island forehead knows everything. If somebody on this planet knows exactly when each of us are going to die, it’s Christina Ricci…. and Walter Mercado.

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