“I Heart Rob” Is The New “Wash Me”

July 9, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

Because I have the humor of a 6-year-old whose greatest joy in life is making armpit farts at the table, I cackled while watching the paparazzi laugh at the “I Heart Rob” they wrote on Kristen Stewart’s dusty, filthy, dirty ass pickup truck. The paps and KStew continued their love for each other when the paps decorated her truck with that love note and she said “fuck you” to them before driving away. I don’t think KStew saw their love note. She just always says “fuck you” to the paps. It’s the way she greets them. She’s 50 Cent and the paps are his 16-year-old son. “Fuck you” is how they say hello.

But seriously, that was kind of a shitty thing for the paps to do. Do they know how much work it takes to get KStew’s hipster mobile looking that gross? KStew’s full-time personal car dirtier (sort of like a car washer, but the opposite) spends hours meticulously sprinkling fresh dust all over her pickup truck so she looks like she’s so real and doesn’t care. The paps ruined their work! No respect!

Well, at least KStew can easily change that truck tattoo to read “I Heart RobbingYourHusbandsDick” or “I Heart BobbingMyCrotchOnMyDirectorsFace.”

via ONTD

Tags: I Don't Like Jokes, Kristen Stewart

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