Open Post: Hosted By Drunk RiRi

July 8, 2013 / Posted by:

Because Saturday was a day that happened, RiRi got sloppy, messy, broke down wasted at the Heineken Open’er Festival in Poland and had to be escorted out by her security guards. We’ve all been there. Who hasn’t been escorted out of the VIP section of a music festival in Poland for being too drunk? And by “VIP section at a music festival in Poland” I mean “your little cousin’s birthday party at a Chuck E. Cheese in the Valley.

And I’ve never noticed this before, but RiRi has more rhythm when she’s stumbling drunk than when she’s dancing onstage.

Here’s RiRi baking her hangover under the sun on a beach in Poland yesterday.

Pics: Splash

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