Jenny McCarthy’s Ass May Replace Joy Behar On The View Next Season

If you thought that there was no way The View could get even screechier next season, then brace your ears, because you’re wrong. UsWeekly says that board certified crazy bitch Jenny McCarthy is in “serious talks” with Barbara Walters and the other producers about joining the brood of insane pecking hens in the coop next season after Joy Behar leaves. Joy announced a long time ago that she’s out of that bitch and even though Elisabeth Hasselcrack hasn’t announced that she’s leaving too, she’s already been handed an empty cardboard box to put all her dressing room shit in and her security card has already been programmed to expire the day the last show of the season tapes. Bitch is out of there too.

UsWeekly’s source says that the producers think Jenny is a perfect replacement and that since her talk show on Vh1 is slowly dying like whatever is left of her sanity, she’s into it too.

“She is in serious talks right now. Her show isn’t quite working out, so she’s definitely open to it. The cast and crew get a kick out of Jenny. She’s a good fit. She may not be able to carry a show, but she works well with a group ensemble.”

UsWeekly also says that Brooke Shields is in “serious talks” (SERIOUS TALKS!) to replace Hasselcrack.

Well, The View already has a science expert (see: Sherri Shepherd) and a sex crimes expert (see: Whoopi Goldberg) and so naturally they need a professional medical expert. Dr. Jenny is as knowledgeable in medical stuff as Sherri is in science stuff, so she’ll fit right in. Dr. Jenny should make sure that when she farts out her batshit, fucked-up medical advice she does it while wearing smart people glasses, because nothing makes you look like a medical authority like glasses.