ARE JUSTIN AND SELENA BACK TOGETHER??!!!!??!!!?/1!!!

July 6, 2013 / Posted by:

Because I know you really, really give three beaver shits about the Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres for the kindergarten set, here’s a picture that Justin Bieber threw up on Instagram yesterday. The Biebs added the caption #heartbreaker, which is the name of his next single and it’s also what Uncle Usher is going to call him when he sees this picture of him and that baby-stealing skank Selena Gomez .

Never mind that Selena and the Biebs are about as thug and hard as that diamond grillz pacifier in his mouth, it’s a good thing they’re back together again. But only because now that he’s got his favorite au pair and potty trainer back in his life again, he can continue his potty training studies. And judging by that strained, confused and constipated look on his face, he needs all the help he can get.

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