Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 15, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

The hot blonde from the 80s video game Out Run!

When writing about the muscled piece of crispy bacon in neon shorts that is Cristiano Ronaldo yesterday, I mentioned Out Run. Out Run was a hot racing video game that came out in 1986 on Sega and it starred a Miami Vice-type dude in Wayfarers and white pants who raced in a red Ferrari convertible with his hot blond girlfriend next to him. Just like most video games, I sucked at Out Run, but it was my favorite game to play and mostly because of the Don Johnson wannabe’s hot girlfriend. All she really did was sit next to him and whenever he’d crash, sending them both flying through the air before hitting the ground, she’d sit there and think to herself, “The hell did I get in a car with this dumbass?”

Even though she looked like a fingerling potato with runny egg yolk for hair (or like a deformed gingerbread cookie), she was really hot and doesn’t get the credit she deserves. Just look at her Aqua Netted egg yolk hair not blow in the wind:

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