When the judge released Amanda Bynes back into the wild, they should’ve released her only if she agreed to two things: 1) to turn her polyester wigs into the proper authorities (because those things should never be allowed on the streets) and; 2) turn in her Twitter account immediately. Because Amanda spread the fuckery in heavy, heavy doses on Twitter today. Amanda has stopped throwing bongs out of windows (I think), but now she’s firing shots on Twitter. Amanda went after RiRi for no reason other than she’s Amanda Bynes and she’s as crazy as that wig on her head.
I didn’t think I’d ever tell anyone to step away from the bong, but Amanda Bynes needs to take four steps backwards away from her bong and she needs to take a hundred steps backwards away from Twitter. Weed + Amanda Bynes = not a good look. To Amanda, the good shit is the bad shit.
RiRi could’ve responded several ways and since I’ve seen her responses to haters on Twitter before, I sort of expected her to pull off Amanda’s wig and beat that trick with it. But she tweeted this gem instead:
And Amanda kept the crazy going….
When RiRi comes off as the classy and sane individual, I just don’t even know anymore.
And in about 45 seconds, Amanda will claim she was hacked and will sue Twitter, RiRi, the canine community, the producers of Hackers (for teaching people how to hack) and ugly people (aka everybody but her).