Amanda Bynes Released On Own Recognizance
When Amanda Bynes Skillrex’d her hair, some people said that at least it’s a good thing she didn’t go full Britney. Well, she kind of did…
TMZ got a hold of the mug shot that Amanda Bynes took last night after getting arrested for throwing a bong out the window of her 36th floor apartment and being in possession of the good shit. Underneath that used-up, bought-at-a-garage-sale Disney princess wig is some short hair. That mug shot is like “Miley Cyrus as Brandon Teena” meets Faces of Meth.
The Disney princess wig was back on Amanda’s head when she was taken into court this morning. Amanda told the judge that the bong she threw out the window was just a vase. (She’s not totally off, because a bong is sort of like a vase for beautiful weed buds.) TMZ says that the judge didn’t send Amanda immediately to the psych ward and he didn’t make her pay $1,000 bail. The prosecutors asked the judge to hold her, but the judge released her back into the wild by herself instead. The judge told her that she will be arrested again if she doesn’t show up to her court hearing in July.
THAT JUDGE! What in the hell kind of judge takes a look at that busted down, four cent wig and doesn’t immediately send the wig wearer to get some serious help? That wig isn’t a cry for help, it’s a bawling/wall slide/mute cry for help. Well, hopefully when Amanda got back to her apartment, Daddy Spears was waiting there with a pot full of Velveeta grits and a filled-out 5150 application. If not, you better wear a hard hat and carry a steel umbrella when walking around 47th and 8th, because “vases” are falling from the sky around there.