Open Post: Hosted By Julianne Moore’s Tortured Toes

May 15, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

You can almost hear those little piggies screech for help as they dangle off the side of that chrome shoe cliff.

During the opening ceremony of the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival today, Julianne Moore proved that she is a true movie star and a slave to glamour when she put on a smile like everything was okay while her toes tried to scramble out of that shoe. Or maybe Julianne felt no pain, because some of her toes lost consciousness after suffocating in those tiny shoes. I’m trying to figure out if partying with your baby toes hanging out is a classy look or is the worst kind of toe abuse (next to putting your toes in CROCS)?

Thankfully for Julianne, nobody on the red carpet noticed the toe trauma going on down below, because they were too busy basking in the poultry beauty of the Queen of Cannes Phoebe Price after she floated onto the red carpet. Either PP is wearing an anime girl mask or she’s had her eyes stretched out. Whatever the case may be, the result is GORGEOUS!

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