This Is What Happens When You Give Weed To A Toddler

April 26, 2013 / Posted by:

I’ve always known that Wendy and Casper were going to freak on each other sooner or later…

The Swedish police taking his weed stash didn’t get Justin Bieber down and before his concert in Stockholm today, he and a glasses-free Urkel leaned back and freak danced their way onto his tour bus.  I see Justin trying to make Usher jealous by leaning into that dude’s crotch.

You can laugh all you want at those foolish onesies, but you know who’s not laughing? Justin’s au pair. That onesie makes it extra easy for her to change his diaper when he gets a violent case of the weed shits. And where is Justin’s au pair anyway? She needs to stick a pacifier in his mouth, because sucking his thumb is going to give him buck teeth and then he’s really going to look like a beaver.

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